Eventually you reach a point where you have to admit that the new page won’t be ready in time, and so you have to post something else instead, but you don’t have time to make something else because you spent all your time trying to get the new page finished.

My computer crashed on Saturday; let’s just blame that, shall we?

Oh, and the spam bots.  Yes, the spam bots overloaded the server.
Anyway, you deserve to see something funny for taking the time to come here today, so…  Here’s a picture.

horse nailed it

(Too much butter.)