It’s time to start the new chapter. That new chapter is: Date Club.

Originally Chapter 3 was going to be something completely different. But at some point I came to my senses and split up Chapter 2 into two pieces. The first piece, Zak starts school again and goes shopping. In the second piece, Zak is going to attract the wrong kind of attention.

It you’re expecting a full parody of Fight Club in this chapter, I’ll just let you down easy now: there’s not that much Fight Club parody in here.

But it makes sense though, right? I mean, both the movie and the original novel were so perfect, what is there to poke fun at?