This is, of course, a completely fictitious depiction of Wal-Mart, because Wal-Mart doesn’t have hand-baskets.

The scent I would always use was “After Hours” until they came out with “Champion.” Now I’m totally all about “Champion.” But either way the point is that I smell like a man who could bake my woman a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen that I built for her with my own hands.

I have no idea what that smell would be, but I believe that I smell manly.

And while we are on the subject of manly bath products, let me share with you people one of my favorite YouTube videos: Shower Products for Men