Mischief in Maytia

When you meet a lady who has a male name, you just politely ignore that fact and assume it is spelled different that the version you are accustomed to. There are lots of women out there with a man’s name. And when you meet a man with a girl’s name, you just sing some Johnny Cash in your head.

This does not apply to people who are more… socially inept. Or who have poor taste in music.